We have all been waiting for this moment, the time when we know for certain whether or not we are alone.
Be not afraid, be brave and welcome the opportunity to make first contact.
What is out there -
Oh, no -
Please be patient whilst I try to reconnect the line with the outside world -
In due time, any future comments you make may well be posted on the site -
Is anybody out there -
Please replace the receiver and wait until you hear the dialling tone.